Tuesday, November 21, 2006

No one goes Hungry in my America!

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You are no longer hungry, just "Food insecure" "According to a report released this month by the US Department of Agriculture, roughly 35 million Americans had difficulty feeding themselves in 2005 and of those some 10.8 million went hungry."

WithComment – Orwell would be sad to see such talk. To change the name of being hungry to “food insecurity with hunger” may put it under homeland security in the future. It is hard to believe that with the number of overweight children and adults in this country that this is much of an issue. Our cities are full of lunch kitchens that haven’t closed since FDR was in charge. I’ve got to believe that a large percentage is homeless people who have a high percentage or the mentally ill. Either that or supermodels that are doing it to keep their jobs.

I think we need to adopt a skinny person. With the other 270 million of us too fat (I among them) we can teach these people how to stop doing meth and how to do Krispy Kreme. They need to learn to start taking their meds and start going to “Old country buffet” America’s know how to eat and we need to teach those how don’t how to do it too.

To paraphrase Pres. Reagan, “America is a shining buffet upon a hill.”

*No donuts were injured in making this observation.
Chris Mendelsohn
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